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'Yeah, I hear the squealing noise too. Probably just a bad wheel bearing.'

Mountain Rescue.

Dave talks about the life as a Paramedic...

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Emergency services on a tread mill

'Which is it, Bill? You had a terrible accident and survived without a scratch. Or, you had a terrible accident and lost a lot of blood?'

Fire Backwards.

'Shall I call an ambulance or will you walk alongside?'

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

Give blood van in a collision.

'At least you've only got a broken nose... I've lost an eye!'

Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.

"Yes Mr Wilkins, we do provide a comprehensive 24 hours service but I'm afraid that doesn't include a cashpoint facility."

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

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Mountain rescue: two men carry a mountain on a stretcher.

'Mrs. Peterson. . . Sgt. O'Leary here, I'm afraid there's been an accident and your husband is in a comma.'

"You need the booze dog. I'm the crack cocaine dog."

'Make way! We're all the king's men and all the king's horses!'

Helicopter

'Eyewitnesses reported a grizzly,grizzly scene.'

First aid and sculpture

Skeleton/ Grim Reaper paramedic wears jacket with the word; 'Pandemic' instead of 'Paramedic'.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"I said fire not shoot."

"The crew are all on tea-break at the moment. Try and keep the fire going until we can get there."

'Brace yourself Rookie - a bowl overdose is never pretty.'

'Sorry, Dear, but I had to bring home some work!'

'Do you think we could stop off at my place I didn't put on clean knickers this morning.'

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