Environmental Services Pillows

Council worker sweeping under car.

Alan got the feeling he'd be looking for a new job soon.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Deforestation.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The interested bystanders.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Environment policy.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Price may vary with weather.

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"The Nominees"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

How Many It Takes

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."