Environmental Services Mugs

Council worker sweeping under car.

Alan got the feeling he'd be looking for a new job soon.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Deforestation.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

The interested bystanders.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Environment policy.

Three different categories of lawnmower.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Price may vary with weather.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"The Nominees"

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

How Many It Takes

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico