Environmental Service Worker Mugs

"I've never been out on litter patrol before boss."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

Unexpected Error

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Solar Power.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Mask Autumn

"No, still there."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

Helicopter

Sunday.

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

Small Government Is Here

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Fire Backwards.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

First aid and sculpture