Emergency Service Workers Mugs

'Hello, 911? I'm trapped on a broken escalator!'

'I understand he tried to unwind from work too quickly and got the bends.'

Statue flooded by rain is waving for help

Ambulance.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Grim reaper ambulance

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Helicopter

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.