Emergency Service Workers Pillows

'Hello, 911? I'm trapped on a broken escalator!'

'I understand he tried to unwind from work too quickly and got the bends.'

Statue flooded by rain is waving for help

Ambulance.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Unexpected Error

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Helicopter

Grim reaper ambulance

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Small Government Is Here

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

Fire Backwards.