Emergency Service Personnel Pillows

Grim reaper ambulance

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

First aid departments

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Helicopter

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'