Emergency Service Personnel Gifts

Grim reaper ambulance

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I'd say you're a little late...'

First aid departments

Unexpected Error

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Small Government Is Here

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

Helicopter

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'