Emergency Workers Gifts

"Talk about lucky...table for two?"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'Arf! Arf!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Coronavirus Global Alert

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'