Emergency Worker Gifts

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

"Before we start, have you folks considered upgrading to Platinum Élite membership?"

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

The hard part will be staying afloat after the floods have gone

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

McFEMA to the rescue.

In Case of Accidents

Fish Is Rescued By The Emergency Services

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Earthquake? You need Tracy Island, this is Tracy Emin Island."

'The flood levy will help us get back to work so we can contribute to the flood levy.'

Fema helping.

'Why didn't you ring me? I could have got a bite at the Red Lion!'

'I'd say you're a little late...'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Accident and Emergency - Call to Clean Up Hospitals (Man reading paper is about to slip on a banana skin).

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

"Quick—bring the jaws of lunch!"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Arf! Arf!'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Coronavirus Global Alert

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower