Emergency Worker Mugs

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

"Before we start, have you folks considered upgrading to Platinum Élite membership?"

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

The hard part will be staying afloat after the floods have gone

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

In Case of Accidents

Fish Is Rescued By The Emergency Services

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

'The flood levy will help us get back to work so we can contribute to the flood levy.'

Fema helping.

'Why didn't you ring me? I could have got a bite at the Red Lion!'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Accident and Emergency - Call to Clean Up Hospitals (Man reading paper is about to slip on a banana skin).

"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."

"Quick—bring the jaws of lunch!"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'Arf! Arf!'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.