Emergency Management Worker Mugs

'That's F-E-M-A!' Rebuilding New Orleans.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Helicopter

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Hurricane damage to trees

'Oh - It's you.'

Musical Accidents

First aid and sculpture

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"Have a nice day"

"Clear!"

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'Haa, I've been a 911 operator waay to long to fall for that...'

'But you got a second interview, that's something.'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."