Emergency Management Worker T-Shirts

'That's F-E-M-A!' Rebuilding New Orleans.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Unexpected Error

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Helicopter

Hurricane damage to trees

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Small Government Is Here

Fire Backwards.

'Oh - It's you.'

First aid and sculpture

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Musical Accidents

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Grocery. I hope to work on the business side of TV and movies one day, so I've added "produce placement experience" to my resume. Thanks to everybody keeping stores open and stocked.

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'For cryin' out loud, will you get back into your body?! It's just a concussion.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"Have a nice day"

"Clear!"

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'Haa, I've been a 911 operator waay to long to fall for that...'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'