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FEMA in Waziristan

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Grim reaper ambulance

Hurricane damage to trees

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

"Thanks for coming in to work on such short notice."

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Musical Accidents

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

Death in the red zone

'911!'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

News: Flash Floods

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"I'll put you on the waiting list."

"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

Save the bacon,