Emergency Response Worker Mugs

News: Flash Floods

"Sorry, I have to take this call."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'Arf! Arf!'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Ticket and passport, please."

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.