Emergency Response Professional Mugs

A new HAZMAT Hotline? I think it goes there...in our lunchroom.

'What coincidence - I'm conducting a fire brigade time and motion study too.'

Typical Monday

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'Relax. This is only a test.'