Emergency Room Pro Mugs

'Whatever you do, do NOT pull that out!'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

Being Serenading in Casualty

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Unsafe Drain Covers!