Emergency Room Pro Pillows

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

Being Serenading in Casualty

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Ticket and passport, please."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

First aid departments

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.