Emergency Room Veteran Pillows

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

First aid departments

'Is it urgent?'

'Where does it hurt?'

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Next.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

CLEAR!

Extreme sports injuries ward.

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"Clear!"

'This one was too patient.'

Surgical Operation.

'You don't have time for a second opinion, Mr. Garvey. We've got to cut to the chase!'

"He fought like hell."

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

ER, The Musical: 'I'm a medic...' 'n' I'm a medic...' 'They're a paramedics!'