Emergency Room Hero Pillows

CLEAR!

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Foster failure"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Dancing Doctor

Keyworker

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'What's holding him up?'

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

Being Serenading in Casualty

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

COVID 19

EU Vaccine approval

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'