Emergency Hero Pillows

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

'No, we don't have to volunteer for the Odd/Even Day No Drive To Conserve Gas Campaign.'

"This way, O' Brien."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Foster failure"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Dancing Doctor

Keyworker

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Medical personnel give their hearts

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'What's holding him up?'

COVID 19

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

EU Vaccine approval