Emergency Hero Mugs

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

'No, we don't have to volunteer for the Odd/Even Day No Drive To Conserve Gas Campaign.'

"This way, O' Brien."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Foster failure"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Medical personnel give their hearts

Keyworker

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Dancing Doctor

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'What's holding him up?'

COVID 19

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'