Rescue Hero Mugs

A Skinny Dog

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Lifesaver!

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Foster failure"

"Maybe if your opened a can of cat food?"

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Firemen in action

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

Dog Dreams

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dancing Doctor

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'What's holding him up?'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Medical Examinations.

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'Very funny!'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS