Rescue Hero Pillows

"What the hell do you want kelp for?"

A Skinny Dog

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Lifesaver!

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Foster failure"

"Maybe if your opened a can of cat food?"

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Firemen in action

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

Dog Dreams

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Dancing Doctor

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'What's holding him up?'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Medical Examinations.

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'Very funny!'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"