Pet Rescue Hero Pillows

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Foster failure"

Bathing the dog

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat in Tree.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Lifesaver!

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

Litter.

"I hope you've had your shots!"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"When Sam came into my life, she was a cat at risk."

"I'm going to need some butter and a makeshift winch."

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

St Bernard carries slippers to man trapped in the snow.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'

'As a guideline, if you charge half as much per hour as your attorney charges you, you'll earn the same gross income, if you work twice as many hours.'

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Canine Rescue Centre

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

A cat leading a dog leading a man

'I smell anal glands!'