Pet Hygiene Hero Pillows

Bathing the dog

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Biofelineism

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Whack-a-molecule

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Hand sanitizer

The new global mantra flag for the future

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

A Change of Scene.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Litter.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Cinderella mopping up

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

"Did you wash your hands?"

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

John Snow

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Stop right there. Some things we know without being told...like the benefits of scraping your tongue."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

Due to his pioneering work with mouthwash, no one dared tell Dr. Flint about his own breath.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

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