Hygiene Heroes Pillows

The Sword in the Stone, 2020

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Worst Case Scenario in a winter storm situation...

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'This way I keep the law and don't get grossed out.'

"Look, I used handsanitizer without you telling me to."

Hygiene the best vaccine

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Bathing the dog

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Whack-a-molecule

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

The new global mantra flag for the future

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Wash your hands

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'