Oral Hygiene Hero Pillows

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'Why don't I go and brush my teeth.'

'Doctor, instead of removing some teeth to save the gums, how about removing the gums to save the teeth?'

"You'll thank me later when I save you a trip to the dentist."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Bathing the dog

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Whack-a-molecule

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Hand sanitizer

The new global mantra flag for the future

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Dentist Training School.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Cinderella mopping up

John Snow

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"