Personal Hygiene Hero Pillows

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Bathing the dog

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Hand sanitizer

The new global mantra flag for the future

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"Did you wash your hands?"

Cinderella mopping up

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

John Snow

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Stop right there. Some things we know without being told...like the benefits of scraping your tongue."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Jesus swept.

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

Due to his pioneering work with mouthwash, no one dared tell Dr. Flint about his own breath.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'