Handwashing Hero Pillows

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Hand sanitizer

Moses unblocking the toilet.

The new global mantra flag for the future

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"Did you wash your hands?"

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

Cinderella mopping up

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

John Snow

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Giant sandwich bags.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Jesus swept.

Covid Vaccine

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

"Stop right there. Some things we know without being told...like the benefits of scraping your tongue."