Personal Hygiene Hero Prints

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Bathing the dog

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Hand sanitizer

Moses unblocking the toilet.

The new global mantra flag for the future

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Cinderella mopping up

"Did you wash your hands?"

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

John Snow

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Jesus swept.

"Stop right there. Some things we know without being told...like the benefits of scraping your tongue."

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

Due to his pioneering work with mouthwash, no one dared tell Dr. Flint about his own breath.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."