Dental Hygiene Warrior Pillows

Crummy teeth led to low self-image which made it really difficult to brush.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

Grassy breath?

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

Toothbrush Superhero.

'You need to chuck more wood.'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

'-and who's next?'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Craft Floss

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'

Dracula's breath...