Dental Hygiene Warrior Prints

Crummy teeth led to low self-image which made it really difficult to brush.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

Grassy breath?

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Toothbrush Superhero.

The Tooth Fairy on Vacation. Museum of Natural History.

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

'-and who's next?'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Craft Floss

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

The bad news is that your teeth are shot. The good news is that you have the uvula of a man half your age.'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"