Dental Hygiene Devotee Prints

The Dentists By Munch

'Hold your fire! He's just flossing!'

'Does the Tooth Fairy RECYCLE the teeth?'

Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Grassy breath?

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'