Dental Hygiene Devotee Gifts

The Dentists By Munch

'Hold your fire! He's just flossing!'

'Does the Tooth Fairy RECYCLE the teeth?'

The Tooth Fairy on Vacation. Museum of Natural History.

Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Grassy breath?

"Please point out the problem tooth."