Dental Hygiene Enthusiasts Gifts

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

Grassy breath?

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

Dentists on Holiday

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'