Dental Enthusiasts Gifts

Dentists on Holiday

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Savoy Dental Salon

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Dentists who do appendectomies.