Dental Enthusiasts Gifts

Dentists on Holiday

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Savoy Dental Salon

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.