Tooth Enthusiast Gifts

Dentist hugs a large tooth

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Out to eat, brush, and floss.

Dentist.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

Dentists on Holiday

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."