Toothcare Enthusiast Gifts

Do you have health insurance?

'Open, please!'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

Walrus Brushing Teeth.

Statue of Liberty Flossing

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Red wine teeth

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'