Tooth Care Fanatic Gifts

"Tell me when it hurts. I'm listening."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Dentimony.

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.