Teeth Fanatic Gifts

Trust me. At 800 lumens, they're bright enough.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

'My dentist recommended it.'

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Savoy Dental Salon

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentists on Holiday

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

Dentists who do appendectomies.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'Dentristry medicine.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'