Teeth Enthusiast Gifts

'But you said it was only a small filling.'

'Your teeth are putting on weight.'

'The doctor accepts cash or check, but he prefers gold fillings.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

Dentists on Holiday

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'