Teeth Enthusiast Prints

'But you said it was only a small filling.'

'Your teeth are putting on weight.'

'The doctor accepts cash or check, but he prefers gold fillings.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

Dentists on Holiday

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'