Tooth Care Enthusiast Prints

"Your mouth is a disaster. Come back when you're ready to take our relationship seriously."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Toothless Meal

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

Dentists on Holiday

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."