Tooth Care Enthusiast Pillows

"Your mouth is a disaster. Come back when you're ready to take our relationship seriously."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Dentists on Holiday

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'