Dental Care Enthusiast Pillows

Dentimony.

"Braces? I'm just not comfortable with all that metal in my mouth."

'We've had problems finding a NHS dentist too.'

"That tooth a little sensitive, is it, Mrs. Farnsworth?"

'That's not the one I wanted pulled.' - 'Be patient, I'm coming to it.'

Crocodile reading 'The Right Way to Floss."

"You know...maybe grinding your teeth isn't such a bad thing."

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

Coffee selection: 100% Columbian, Hazelnut, and Whitening Formula.

"Ready for a good rinse now, Mr. Bigalow?"

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Toothbrush van crashing into a toothpaste van.

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'Make do with those until yours come back.'

'I figured out that I can save six cents per roll of dental floss if I buy the unwaxed and wax it myself!'

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

"Do you have any deals on used bridgework?"

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'

Dracula's tooth.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'You want the red dental plan, or the blue dental plan?'

"Bigger rock."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

Smiley Face Dentures

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"