Tooth Enthusiast Pillows

Dentist hugs a large tooth

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Out to eat, brush, and floss.

Dentist.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

Dentists on Holiday

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'