Teeth Enthusiasts Pillows

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Toothbrush Romance

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Dentists on Holiday

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

Dentists who do appendectomies.

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'Dentristry medicine.'

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.