Tooth Care Fanatic Pillows

"Tell me when it hurts. I'm listening."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

Dentimony.

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'You do dentistry?'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'