Dental Hygiene Fanatic Pillows

"Great canines!"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Grassy breath?

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

Toothbrush Superhero.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"